Committee of Conundrums: The Snack Subcommittee

Meeting Minutes - March 30, 2023

Decision 347: The Great Pizza Debate

After hours of deliberation, the committee voted 7-2 in favor of pineapple as a topping. The minority report, written by Chairperson Reginald P. Bottomsworth, argued that pineapple has no place in the hallowed halls of pizza.

Key Points:

Resolution 1: Pineapple shall be considered a legitimate pizza topping, effective immediately.
Resolution 2: The committee shall establish a snack bar in the break room, stocked with artisanal crackers and imported hummus.

Recommendations:

Further study on the cultural implications of pineapple on pizza.
Consider inviting a panel of expert food anthropologists to weigh in.