Welcome to the esteemed Subcommittee 2 of the Committee of Conundrums. We're the ones who will never compromise, who will never yield, who will never give in. Our motto: "United We Stand, Unyieldingly."
Today's meeting was called to discuss the intricacies of the "Tunnel Vision" theory, a radical new approach to solving the age-old problem of finding the perfect burrito filling.
Our team of expert debaters has been tasked with dissecting the merits of this theory and preparing a comprehensive report for the full Committee of Conundrums.
Subcommittee 3 is also working on the "Tunnel Vision" project, but we're pretty sure they're just winging it.
Chairperson, Bertrand P. Fuddlesworth III: The self-proclaimed "King of Conundrums".
Member, Emily P. Bottomsworth: Our resident expert on all things burrito.
Member, Reginald P. McSnively: The man who will never, ever, ever give in.
Learn more about our esteemed Chairperson.
Discover the fascinating world of burritos with Emily P..
Our next meeting will be held on Thursday at 3:14 AM. Don't forget to bring your lunch (burritos encouraged, but not required).
Stay tuned for more updates and don't get caught in the crossfire of our unyielding resolve.
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