Member 1: The Great and Powerful
Member 1 is a master of the obscure, a virtuoso of verbosity, and a sultan of sensationalism.
Member 2: The Enigmatic Enigma is a mystery to everyone, even themselves.
Member 3: The Incomprehensible Iconoclast is a force to be reckoned with.
Member 4: The Inscrutable Sibyl is a cryptic cryptographer.
Member 5: The Enigmatic Enthusiast is a master of the esoteric.
And The Chairman is a master of the obvious.
Member 1's subcommittee meetings are a never-ending series of surreal events.
They are a never-ending puzzle, a riddle wrapped in an enigma, inside a paradox.
Subcommittee 2: The Unsubstantive Utopia is a place where ideas go to die.
Or maybe they're not.