Subcommittee 4: The Committee of Conundrums: Theorycrafting and Nonsense
Meeting Minutes for the 5th Time
Present: Chairperson, Committee Members 1, 2, and 3 (via proxy), and 4 (in person, but mostly asleep)
Topic: The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and 37 other Unresolved Mysteries
Resolution:
- We have no idea what we're talking about.
- Someone should probably just Google it.
- Chairperson: "I'm telling you, it's a conundrum of epic proportions!"
- Committee Member 2 (via proxy): "I concur, but also have a headache."
Recommendations:
We recommend:
- Making more coffee.
- Watching cat videos on YouTube.
- Consulting the Oracle of Delphi (but let's be real, they're probably on Twitter).
Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Don't forget your lunch.
Meeting 5: The Conundrum of the Century
Subcommittee 2: The Theory of Nonsense
Subcommittee 3: The Nonsense of Theory