Meeting Minutes: Bureaucracy
The Bureaucracy subcommittee is a special committee within the Committee of Conundrums, tasked with studying the intricacies of unnecessary paperwork and red tape.
Today, we discussed the implementation of the new "Torture-ous" form 345-B, which has been causing undue stress to our staff members.
Motion 1: "We should just fill in the form with random gibberish and hope the computer doesn't flag it for deletion." - Chairperson, Committee of Conundrums
Motion 2: "We should create a new form just for the sake of creating more paperwork." - Subcommittee 3, Red Tape
Motion 3: "We should just outsource the paperwork to India, they're cheaper." - Subcommittee 5, Bureaucracy
After a heated discussion, Motion 1 was voted down, Motion 2 was tabled, and Motion 3 was... well, let's just say it's still being "reviewed."
The meeting adjourned at 3:45 PM, with the next meeting scheduled for 3:45 PM the following day.