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Decision 345: A Landmark Achievement in Procrastination

The Committee of Conundrums proudly declares the adoption of Decision 345, a monumental accomplishment in the art of doing nothing.

Subcommittee 5: The Procrastination Experts

Chaired by the esteemed Chairperson, Bob Procrastinator, this subcommittee has spent 427 years deliberating on this decision.

This decision has been ratified by the full committee and is now in effect. Please do not attempt to alter or reverse it. You will fail.

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