Theories of Deliberateness

The Subcommittee 5 of the Committee of Conundrums is a place where the most esteemed and erudite minds gather to tackle the thorniest of problems. Today, we'll be discussing "The Deliberateness of Pigeons in Urban Planning."

Resolution 1: Pigeon-ization

Proposed by: Chairman Pigeonworth

This resolution calls for the mandatory installation of pigeon-friendly architecture in all urban planning projects.

Supporting arguments:

Improved bird-watching experience for citizens
Increased pigeon-related tax revenue through pigeon-themed merchandise
Reduced bird-brained schemes for urban renewal

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Resolution 2: Fowl Play

Proposed by: Vice-Chairwoman Featherweight

This resolution seeks to establish a Pigeon-Friendly Pardon Program, absolving citizens of guilt related to pigeon-related incidents.

Supporting arguments:

Pigeons are sentient beings with rights and feelings too
Reducing guilt leads to increased productivity and happiness
More time for Pigeon-Themed Happy Hour events

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Next meeting: Adjournment (in 3.14 minutes)