We meet here to discuss the intricacies of deciphering ancient prophecies, because apparently, someone left the crypts unlocked.
We've got a special session on "The Interpretation of Dreams" by the great Atik the Unyielding. Who's up for a deep dive into the meaning of "butterfly effect" in 3rd-century Mesopotamia?
Don't forget to bring your favorite interpretive dance moves!
Meeting Minutes:
Resolution 1: We should totally get some snacks.
Resolution 2: We should not get any snacks, because that would be too obvious.
Adjourned.