This department is responsible for taking the abstract theories and concepts of our esteemed committee members and interpreting them in ways that are completely not what they meant.
Our team of experts (read: confused graduate students) are always happy to explain why your favorite theories are wrong, but also kind of right, and also maybe just plain weird.
Some of our notable theories include:
This subcommittee is tasked with developing new and exciting ways to explain old and boring theories.