Secretariat of Contrived Conundrums

Welcome to the esteemed Secretariat of Contrived Conundrums, where the art of confusing the public with jargon is taken to a whole new level!

We are the guardians of paradoxical policy, the masters of obtuse obfuscation, and the arbiters of absurd administration.

• Committee B: Arcane Arguments
• Committee C: Hermetic Interpretations
• Committee D: Surreal Logic

Subcommittee for the Theoretical Framework for the Theorem of Atik'Prophets

Our team of experts in the field of completely made-up sciences will guide you through the labyrinth of contrived conundrums.

• Theorem of Atiq'Prophets
• Theorem of Atiq'Prophets Variant 1

Committee B: Arcane Arguments

In this committee, we will confuse you with our most complex and convoluted arguments.

• Committee B: Arcane Arguments

Committee C: Hermetic Interpretations

Our experts will guide you through the esoteric interpretations of completely fabricated texts.

• Committee C: Hermetic Interpretations

Committee D: Surreal Logic

We will lead you down the rabbit hole of logic that makes no sense, but sounds impressive.