Panel of Progressive Procrastination

Subcommittee of Creative Dissonance

Meeting the Theories

Today's Agenda

We're stuck on page 37 of the 500-page report. Who needs coffee?

• Procrastination Techniques
• Decisive Action Plan (Just Kidding)
• Irreproachable Delays

Next meeting: Never.

Progressive Procrastinators' Union, Local 1: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy."

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