Theoretical Quantum Physicist's Meeting

Today's agenda:

• Item 1: "Quantum Entanglement for Dummies"
• Item 2: "A Brief History of Wormholes"
• Item 3: "Theoretical Applications of Schrödinger's Equation"

Presented by: Dr. Jane Quantum, Theoretical Quantum Physicist

Also featuring: Dr. John Schrödinger, Wormhole Specialist

Subcommittee of Quantum Philosophers to discuss the meaning of it all.

Panel of Quantum Enthusiasts to answer your burning questions.

Meeting adjourned until 5pm. Don't forget to grab a sandwich from the break room fridge.

Please report any anomalies in the space-time continuum to the janitor's union.