Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity
Meet the Members:
| Name |
Occupation |
Hypothetical Achievements |
| Professor Bizarro |
Chief Absurdist |
- Conquered the world with an army of sentient toaster robots
- Discovered the meaning of life, and it's actually just 42
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| Dame Flibberton |
Head of Absurd Research |
- Wrote a thesis on the social implications of talking animals
- Invented a time machine that only works on Wednesdays
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| Dr. Balthazar McSnazz |
Chief Absurdity Officer |
- Discovered a way to turn thoughts into reality, but only for socks
- Won the award for most creative use of the word 'gobbledygoo'
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Meet the Staff:
| Staff Member |
Title |
Responsibilities |
| Bob |
Janitor |
- Keeps the office coffee machine stocked with an endless supply of coffee
- Has a PhD in Extreme Ironing
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| Jane |
Accountant |
- Manages the subcommittee's budget, which is entirely made up of pocket change
- Has a pet rock that's secretly a time-traveling alien
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| Bob Jr. |
Intern |
- Spends all day playing video games on the subcommittee's computers
- Is secretly training for a life as a professional snail trainer
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Subcommittee Meetings:
Meetings are held on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 3:14 PM. Attendance is mandatory, but not really.
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