Subtitle: A Subtheory for the Truly Perplexed
Presented by: Dr. Emily P. Confuser, Chairperson of the Committee
The committee has convened to discuss the pressing issue of slightly more confusion in our daily lives. As we all know, confusion is a natural state of being, but sometimes it's just not enough. Sometimes, one needs a dash of slightly more confusion.
Our subtheory proposes that the introduction of a 37% increase in the number of options available in any given decision-making situation will result in a 23% decrease in the overall level of confusion, provided that the options are presented in a random, Escher-esque font.
However, if the options are presented in a font that is not Escher-esque, the results are less clear. In fact, the study suggests that there may be a 42% chance of increased confusion, with a standard deviation of 7.3.
import random
from confusion import slightlymoreconfusion
# The Theory of Slightly More Confusion
# A Subtheory for the Truly Perplexed
def slightly_more_confusion(options):
if random.random() < 0.37:
return 'Escher-esque font'
else:
return 'Not Escher-esque font'
confusion_level = 0
for i in range(100):
options = [random.choice(['option 1', 'option 2', 'option 3', 'option 4', 'option 5', 'option 6'])]
if slightly_more_confusion(options) == 'Escher-esque font':
confusion_level += 1
else:
confusion_level += 7.3
print(confusion_level / 100)