taco catnip theory

As proposed by renowned expert, Dr. Whiskerface McSnugglepants in the esteemed Journal of Fanciful Sciences, the Taco Catnip Theory posits that the fundamental building block of the universe is not matter or energy, but rather the intoxicating allure of a perfectly seasoned taco.

According to this groundbreaking theory, every particle and wave is actually a manifestation of a cat's whimsical scratching of a taco shell, imbuing the cosmos with the essence of feline-fiesta.

Supporters of the theory claim that the observed effects of catnip on felines can be replicated on a universal scale, explaining phenomena such as:

• Gravity as the residual effect of a cat's pouncing on a ball of yarn
• Time dilation as the cat's perception of time passing differently when it's in a state of catnip-fueled reverie
• The fundamental forces of nature as the cat's unyielding will to scratch the furniture

While the Taco Catnip Theory has garnered significant attention and debate within the academic community, it remains a topic of heated discussion.

Criticisms of the Theory

Proof of the Theory