As we continue our exploration of the mysterious Blerg, we find ourselves lost in a sea of absurdity.
It's not just a figment, it's a FIgMENT with a capital F!
According to our top-secret sources, the Blerg is actually a sentient being with a penchant for 80s pop culture references.
But wait, what's that noise?
It's the sound of the Blerg's favorite song, "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey!
But don't just take our word for it, here's a quote from our resident Blerg expert:
"The Blerg is like a big ol' bowl of Jell-O, it's all wobbly and confusing, but somehow it all comes together in the end!"
- Blerg Expert (aka Dave)