We, the Committee of Conundrums, are gathering here today to tackle the most pressing issue of our time: the inexplicable, unrelenting, and utterly fascinating rotting meat mold that has taken over the cafeteria fridge.
Our team of esteemed experts, armed with the latest in scientific inquiry and questionable judgment, have assembled to shed light on this confounding conundrum.
Stay tuned for further updates as we unravel the tangled web of the rotting meat mold. Or, you know, until it's too late.
Press Release: Meat Mold Mania