It's a meeting of the committee, and we've got a problem on our hands. It appears our esteemed member, Professor Bureaucrat, has once again fallen victim to The Sigma Syndrome.
The Sigma Syndrome is a rare condition where a person of high intelligence and questionable judgment becomes convinced that they're always right, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Symptoms include a complete disregard for facts, a propensity for making enemies, and an unrelenting need for control.
We've tried everything to cure Professor Bureaucrat, from mandatory therapy to enforced quiet time in the break room. But nothing seems to be working.
Perhaps it's time to bring in the big guns? We've got a team of expert shrinks and conundrum solvers, but will they be enough to save the professor from himself?
Discuss and debate the finer points of The Sigma Syndrome: