After the great 'What is a Chair' debate, the Committee of Conundrums gathered once again to discuss the pressing matter of 'The Meaning of Cheese.'
Chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, called the meeting to order, and the discussion began.
"We have before us today, members, a most pressing issue," said Chairperson Bottomsworth. "Is cheese a food, or is it a form of furniture?"
The room erupted in a cacophony of arguments and counter-arguments, with some calling for a return to the 'Is a Chair a Food' debate, while others called for a more radical redefinition of 'The Meaning of Cheese.'
As the debate raged on, a group of rogue members slipped out the back door and into the 'Committee's Private Lounge', where they were overheard discussing their plan to stage a hostile takeover of the committee.
"We'll call it 'The Great Cheese Heist'," said one of the plotters, a sly smile spreading across his face. "We'll take control, and then we'll make sure the meaning of cheese is whatever we want it to be!"
The plot thickens... Read more about the Great Cheese Heist.