Exploring the depths of illogical reasoning
According to Dr. Bongo McSquiz, the infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey with a keyboard and an internet connection can write the complete works of Shakespeare in exactly 26.3 hours.
Read more about the infinite monkey theoremDr. Socksworth, renowned expert on footwear philosophy, posits that socks are, in fact, tiny, omnipotent beings controlling our minds through their subtle whispers of comfort and coziness.
Delve deeper into the socky mysteriesStill got itchy feet? Share your own absurd theories with us!