It is our theory that the missing socks of the world are not lost, but rather in hiding, secretly plotting their revenge against their human oppressors.
Our research suggests that these rogue socks have formed a complex network of underground tunnels and alliances, with their own system of governance and communication.
We propose a multi-pronged approach to deal with this crisis, including: Sock Retrieval Teams, Sock-Monitoring Technology, and Mandatory Sock-Holing Days.
Theory 2: The Sock Puppeteer's Handbook