The Blerg is a Rogue Celebrity
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the Blerg, once thought to be a mere myth, is in fact a real celebrity with a penchant for drama and flair.
According to sources close to the Committee, the Blerg was spotted at a local coffee shop, sipping on a venti-sized latte and complaining about the lack of decent Wi-Fi.
When questioned about his recent antics, the Blerg simply shrugged and said, "I'm a Blerg, what can I say? I'm a Blerg."
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