Also known as Theory 3.5, this is our most ambitious and least successful endeavor yet. It involves attempting to tackle the fundamental nature of reality itself, but let's be real, it's just a bunch of nonsense.
Our lead researcher, Dr. Reginald P. Braintrust, is a renowned expert in the field of "Not Knowing What He's Talking About." His groundbreaking paper, "The Mystery of the Missing Socks," was published in a prestigious journal that no one has ever heard of.
Learn more about Theory 4: The Unfathomable, our next exciting venture into the depths of absurdity.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Tea and Theories social hour, where we serve up more questions than answers and charge an arm and a leg for it.
Meet the committee members who make it all possible, or at least try to.