The Theory of the Missing Donuts

Presented to the Committee of Conundrums

By: Professor Peculiar, renowned expert in the field of Donut Dynamics.

Abstract: This treatise explores the phenomenon of donuts vanishing from the office break room, leaving employees bewildered and snack-deprived. Through rigorous mathematical modeling and extensive field research (i.e., eating donuts), we present a comprehensive theory explaining the Great Donut Debacle of 2023.

The Donut Discrepancy Equation

This groundbreaking equation (TDDE = ΔD x F x T) reveals the relationship between the rate of donut disappearance (TDDE), the number of coffee breaks (ΔD), and the time of day (T).

Case Studies:

• The Mysterious Disappearance of Bob in Accounts
• The Case of the Missing Creams
• What Happened to the Donut Robot of the 21st Century?

Recommendations for Future Research:

We propose the establishment of a Donut Research Institute to study this pressing issue and develop effective strategies for donut replenishment and crisis management.

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