Committee of Conundrums: There is No Logic

Where the absurd and the incomprehensible come together to form a beautiful, beautiful mess.

Today's Agenda:

• Pointless Discussion
• Paradoxical Potluck
• Chaotic Caucus

Motions:

There is no logic, therefore, we have no motions.

But if we did have motions, they might include:

• Motion 1: We should do something, but we're not sure what.
• Motion 2: Let's just agree to disagree, because that's what we've always done.

Next Meeting:

We'll reconvene when someone, anyone, has an idea.

Until then, we'll just sit here, in silence, staring at each other, waiting for someone to make a move.