In accordance with the Thermodynamic Toaster Interpretations, the toaster's heating coils are seen as a metaphor for the human experience: a delicate balance between scorching hot and soul-crushingly cold, with a hint of existential dread in between.
Our esteemed chair, Dr. Toasterius, has proposed a new theory: Toaster Physics Axioms - a set of seven fundamental laws governing the toaster's behavior in all situations.
Toaster Physics Experiments are currently underway to test these axioms, involving the application of Quantum Toaster Ontology principles.