Committee of Conundrums - Meeting the Theories of Toaster Physics

In accordance with the Thermodynamic Toaster Interpretations, the toaster's heating coils are seen as a metaphor for the human experience: a delicate balance between scorching hot and soul-crushingly cold, with a hint of existential dread in between.

Our esteemed chair, Dr. Toasterius, has proposed a new theory: Toaster Physics Axioms - a set of seven fundamental laws governing the toaster's behavior in all situations.

Toaster Physics Experiments are currently underway to test these axioms, involving the application of Quantum Toaster Ontology principles.

Key Theories