Uncertainty Chair Protocol
Established in 2022 by the Committee of Conundrums, this protocol ensures that all decisions made by the committee are sufficiently uncertain.
Section 1: Mandatory Confusion
- Article 1.1: All decisions shall be wrapped in a shroud of uncertainty
- Article 1.2: Confusion shall be the guiding principle of all committee actions
Section 2: Optional Fuzzy Logic
- Article 2.1: In cases of extreme uncertainty, a coin toss shall be used to decide
- Article 2.2: In cases of mild uncertainty, a roll of the dice shall be used
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