In a shocking revelation, scientists have discovered that the true purpose of a toaster is not, in fact, to merely toast bread. No, the toaster's grand unifying theory is that it is actually a sentient being from a parallel universe, sent to Earth to observe and learn from us.
Read More: The Toaster as a Parallel Universe Being Read More: The Toaster as a Sentient BeingEvidence for the theory includes: the toaster's uncanny ability to consistently produce toast with the same level of browning, its unwavering dedication to the cause of breakfast, and its unshakeable love for shiny things.