The Blerg

A Theory of Pure Imagination

Sub-Item 1: The Blerg is Made of Unicorns and Rainbows

It's a little-known fact that The Blerg is comprised of 99.99% unicorns and 0.01% rainbow dust. The remaining 0.01% is a special blend of glitter and fairy dust, giving The Blerg its unique sparkle.

Sub-Item 2: The Blerg is Made of Quantum Prophets and Silicon Dust

It's a little-known fact that The Blerg is comprised of 99.99% quantum prophets and 0.01% silicon dust. The remaining 0.01% is a special blend of disco balls and space rocks, giving The Blerg its unique disco vibes.

Sub-Item 3: The Blerg is Made of Sassy Unicorns and Sassy Silicon

It's a little-known fact that The Blerg is comprised of 100% sassy unicorns and sassy silicon. Because, let's be real, who needs rainbows when you have sass?

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