What Theorème 0 is Not
As the esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, we've been tasked with exploring the uncharted territories of theoretical physics. But what happens when we reach the limits of human understanding? What Theorème 0 is a concept so elusive, so enigmatic, so downright impossible to comprehend, that even we can't quite put our finger on it.
Some say it's a singularity in the fabric of space-time. Others claim it's a gateway to a parallel universe. But we, the Committee of Conundrums, know the truth: it's just a really, really small, really, really big nothing.