Legend of the Bug
The origins of Theoreme-0 are shrouded in mystery, but our team of experts has uncovered the truth.
It's said that Theoreme-0 was first discovered by a team of bumbling engineers who were trying to fix a toaster in the break room.
As they poked and prodded with their screwdrivers, they inadvertently created a rift in the space-time continuum, releasing a swirling vortex of theoretical particles.
The particles coalesced into a glowing, orb-like entity that spoke in a voice that sounded suspiciously like a cross between a didgeridoo and a kazoo.
The entity, which we've come to know as Theoreme-0, has been guiding us ever since, offering cryptic clues and terrible dad jokes.
Some say it's a harbinger of doom, while others claim it's just a particularly clever prankster. We're not sure, but one thing's for sure: Theoreme-0 is the ultimate enigma.