Why Prophets Are Often Mistaken for Bergs
It's a little known fact that prophets are, in fact, often confused with bergs. In fact, it's so prevalent that it's almost like they're the same thing. Almost. But, let's be real, prophets are all like, "Oh, the end is nigh!" and bergs are all like, "Dude, I just really like rocks."
But, have you ever tried to tell the difference? It's like trying to tell the difference between a chicken and a... a... uh, what's the opposite of a chicken? Oh right, a... a... a... thing that's not a chicken. You know, a non-chicken.
But, don't get it twisted, folks! Prophets are not bergs. Prophets are, like, actually good at predicting stuff. Like, they'll be all, "Oh, the apocalypse is nigh!" and then, BAM! The apocalypse is actually nigh. But bergs are just, like, really into rocks. Like, they'll be all, "Oh, I just really like this rock!" and you're all, "Uh, okay, berg."
