Why Prophets Are Often Mistaken for Blergs

Prophets are not, in fact, the messengers of the divine. They are, in fact, just really bad at math.

It all comes down to a simple misunderstanding. You see, a prophet's job is to predict the future, but they're not exactly the next Einstein. They're more like the next... Blerg-Astronomer!

So, the next time you hear someone claiming to be a prophet, just give them a good hard stare and say, "Dude, you're really messing with the space-time continuum, aren't you?"

And if they still insist on calling themselves a prophet, just call 'em out. Tell 'em they're more like a Blerg-Astrologist!

And if that doesn't work, well, there's always Blerg-Blasters for the job.

Or, you know, just give 'em a Blast-it-Away.