In a shocking revelation, our committee has discovered that the primary reason Prophets are often mistaken for Blergs is that they both sport the same majestic mane of facial hair and have a tendency to suspend their pants in mid-air as if defying gravity and the laws of good taste.
"It's a classic case of mistaken identity," says committee chair, Reginald P. Bottomsworth. "We were initially skeptical, but after conducting a series of thorough investigations, we concluded that the only real difference between a Prophet and a Blerg is that one has a faint glow of divinity surrounding them, while the other has a faint stench of despair."
Read Sub-Item 4: Prophets are often mistaken for Blergs because they both like to wear matching velvet capes