Why Do We Have Two Left Hands?

It's a conundrum that has puzzled the Committee of Conundrums for centuries. Why, oh why, do we have two left hands? Is it a quirk of evolution? A cruel joke played by the universe? Or is it simply a result of our species' penchant for redundancy?

Our experts in the field have weighed in:

Anthropological Arguments: A Look at the History of Left-Handedness

Evolutionary Explanations: Why Two Left Hands Made Sense for Our Ancestors

Philosophical Perspectives: The Meaning of Two Left Hands in the Grand Scheme

And, of course, our resident contrarian, Why Two Left Hands are the Best, has some... interesting views on the matter.

Stay tuned for further updates on this ongoing debate!