Action Item 1: Meeting the Theorists
As the world teeters on the brink of chaos, the Committee of Conundrums gathered to discuss a solution so bold, so daring, so utterly absurd: "The Derp".
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field of Conundrums, presented the theoretical framework for Derp-based diplomacy.
- The Derp: A state of utter confusion, typically induced by a sudden lack of understanding.
- Derp-based diplomacy: The application of The Derp as a means to resolve global conflicts.
Next meeting: Meeting Theorists: The Second Meeting, where the Committee will discuss potential applications of The Derp in modern international relations.
Read the report from the previous meeting.