Theorists of the Committee of Conundrums
Meeting Theorists 1: The Derp-atik 1
Action Item 2: "Theorizing about Theorizing"
As per the minutes of last week's meeting, we have been tasked with the daunting duty of creating an entirely new theoretical framework for the committee's proceedings.
We propose the following:
- Define "Theorist" as anyone who claims to have a theory, but can't actually do math.
- Establish a hierarchy of Theorist Levels, ranging from "Lowly" to "Epicurus" (patronizingly named after the ancient Greek philosopher).
- Introduce a new system of notation, using only letters and colors to represent complex ideas.
- Hold bi-weekly meetings to discuss our own meeting minutes, because, you know, meta-discussion.
Action Items for the next meeting: