We are a group of experts who have collectively given up on life. Our purpose is to confuse and bewilder those who dare to ask questions.
We didn't. We just realized that life is overrated and decided to spend our time making things more complicated instead.
No, but it could be. We're not really sure. Maybe. Possibly. Probably not.
No. We're not accepting new members. We're too busy being conundrums.
Please do. We'll just stare at you until you go away.
Don't. We don't have a phone. Or email. Or a postal address. Just don't. Really.
Or, if you must:
Send your questions to our Lost Causes department
Visit our Committee Rooms for more confusion
There is no best way. We're not really sure what we're doing either.
Unlikely. We've hidden them in a cave somewhere. Or possibly not.
That's all for now, folks! If you're still reading this, congratulations! You're a true conundrum enthusiast!
Visit our Paradox Parlor for more conundrums
Or, if you're feeling really stuck, take a look at our Committee Rooms