Committee of Conundrums - Ongoing Efforts - Effort #2

Progress Update: 42% complete, 100% overbudget

As we continue our quest to burrow under the Mountain of Paperwork, we've encountered a few more challenges than anticipated. Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to create an intricate network of tunnels and shafts, but the sheer volume of paperwork involved has proven to be a behemoth task.

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Key Challenges:

Exceeding projected paper consumption rates by 300% (and rising)
Unforeseen complexity in tunnel design due to unexpected paperclip usage
Unrelenting onslaught of meetings to discuss the meetings to discuss the progress

Next Steps:

Recruit more paper-shuffling experts to the team
Develop new, more efficient paper-folding techniques
Install paper-reducing software to curb unnecessary paper usage

Subcommittee: Paper Reduction Initiative

Meetings: Schedule

Subcommittee: Tunnel Visionary

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