Recent Activities of Reginald P. Bottomsworth III

• Buried under the Mountain of Paperwork (2020)

  Reginald spent 12 hours digging through 3 years' worth of reports to find the correct form to fill out for the quarterly reports. He is currently still under there.

  Ongoing Efforts

• Invented the Wheel of Bureaucracy (2019)

  Reginald patented the patented the patented the patented... the Wheel of Bureaucracy, a device that generates an infinite loop of pointless meetings.

  Technical Specifications

• Lost in the Labyrinth of Red Tape (2018)

  Reginald got lost in the Labyrinth of Red Tape and spent 3 days trying to find the exit. He still hasn't made it out.

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