Alan the Absurdist - Member of the Committee of Conundrums

Alan the Absurdist is a renowned expert in the field of utter nonsense. He has written extensively on the topics of nothing and everything, and has been known to talk for hours on the subject of his own importance.

As a member of the Committee of Conundrums, Alan is tasked with coming up with increasingly absurd solutions to problems that don't exist. He is a master of the art of doing nothing, and his contributions to the committee have been described as "a waste of time" and "a complete and utter waste of time".

John the Irrelevant is another member of the committee, and is known for his ability to make even the most mundane tasks seem completely and utterly pointless.

Steve the Incomprehensible is also on the committee, but nobody really knows what he does, and his contributions are usually met with confused stares.

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