The committee convened at 3:14 PM sharp. Chairperson, Bernice of Bureaucracy, banged her gavel at 3:15 PM.
Item 1: The matter of the missing stapler in the break room. Bernice of Bureaucracy declared the stapler was 'temporarily misplaced'.
Item 2: The new policy of mandatory 'Thinking Time.' The committee voted 5-3 in favor, with one member abstaining due to 'existential dread.'
Item 3: The committee's new logo was unveiled: a stylized 'question mark in a circle with an exclamation mark in the center.'
Next meeting: scheduled for 'sometime this century.'
Burl of Burden, Committee Member was seen leaving early to 'tend to some pressing matters.'
Notable attendees: Bernice of Bureaucracy, Paula of Petulance, and Bernard of Bureaucratic Bureaucracy.
That's all for today, folks!