Bob of Bureaucratic Red Tape

A member of our esteemed Committee of Conundrums, Bob is notorious for his labyrinthine filing systems and ability to lose documents in the couch cushions of his office cubicle.

Elen of Enormous Enrollment Forms claims to have once spent 37 days trying to find a single missing TPS report under Bob's watch, but he denies it.

Steve of Stifled Stories, the self-proclaimed "King of Whimsy and Finesse", has a special vendetta against Bob, who once 'accidentally' stapled his favorite novel to a meeting agenda.

The Committee of Red Tape Protocol is a document so dense, so convoluted, that it's been said to drive accountants to drink.

The Red Tape Timeline charts the rise and fall of Bob's illustrious career in red tape management.