Philosopher King of Procrastination

The most revered member of the Committee of Conundrums. Spends 90% of his time pondering the meaning of existence, 5% of his time browsing cat videos, and 5% of his time actually contributing to the committee.

Meet the Queen of Repetition, our resident expert on the art of doing the same task over and over again

The Philosopher King has been known to spend up to 37 consecutive days in his pajamas, pondering the intricacies of the universe. He has been accused of being a hermit, but claims he's just "in his happy place".

His favorite pastime is re-watching reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" and attempting to bake his own creations using only a toaster and a can opener.

Read more about his alleged addiction to repetition

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