Committee of Conundrums

Requirements

We are the guardians of the absurd, the keepers of the confounding, and the solvers of the inexplicable.

As such, we have a few... let's call them "guidelines" for our members:

Must be able to recite the entirety of Requirement 1 from memory without faltering.
Have a minimum of 5 years experience in Requirement 2: The Art of Confusion.
Be able to eat a entire bowl of Requirement 3: The Soup of Despair in one sitting.
Must be able to solve the Requirement 4: The Puzzle of Puzzles in under 5 minutes.
Be able to attend a meeting while being completely unaware of what the meeting is about.

Apply to join us in our quest for the unknown, the unexplained, and the utterly baffling.