Ah, you think you're clever, don't you? You think you can stump me with your deep and profound questions?
Well, let me tell you, I've been pondering this very question for centuries, and my answer is... PIZZA CHEESE!
That's right, folks, the meaning of life is clearly a good slice of pizza with an extra-cheesy crust.
Now, if you're still confused, don't bother me, I have better things to do.
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