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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

It's a question that has puzzled Tyrone of Tapestry for years.

Was it to get away from the farmer's constant "cluckin'" demands?

Or to get to the other side for a better "egg-cellent" view?

Or maybe it just wanted to join the local "fowl" play group?

You know, we'll never know for sure.