Meeting Date: 2023-02-15
Meeting Time: 14:00
Meeting Location: The Bottomless Pit
Discussion: The Great Cheese Conspiracy has been plaguing the land for months. Various members of the committee expressed their concerns and theories on the matter.
Theories: 1. The cheese was moved by a sentient being with a penchant for dairy products. 2. The cheese was merely a manifestation of our own collective paranoia. 3. The cheese was actually a metaphor for something more profound, but we can't quite put our finger on it.
Due to the lack of concrete evidence, the committee decided to table the discussion on the Great Cheese Conspiracy and move on to more pressing matters.