Present: The Uninvited, The Confused, and The Bored
Meeting called to discuss the meaning of life and the futility of human existence.
Uninvited member, Bob, was seen lurking in the shadows, muttering something about "the cheese being in the trap".
The Confused member, Sue, was overheard questioning the purpose of the meeting.
The Bored member, Dave, was caught playing Solitaire on his phone.
Agenda for the meeting: 1) The Futility of Life, 2) The Importance of Cheese, 3) The Benefits of Solitaire.
Decisions: None. Discussion: Fierce. Progress: None.