Resolution 001: Mandatory Attendance to Meetings is Optional. This resolution was proposed by Chairperson McSnively, who is still trying to get a raise.
Resolution 002: The Committee Shall Not Be Named After the Coffee Machine That Broke, which is still a thing.
Chairperson McSnively: "I'm telling you, it's not just a coffee machine. It's a metaphor for our committee's existential crises."
Resolution 003: All Meeting Agendas Shall Be Written in Comic Sans because, honestly, who needs clarity?
Resolution 003: All Meeting Agendas Shall Be Written in Comic Sans. This resolution was proposed by the Vice-Chair, who is still trying to prove a point.
Minutes of Madness